I think I know you, but here are a few questions to make sure:
Do you keep a foot-long bread knife in your belt?
Are you a professional descendant?
Do you believe in recycled paper, rainforests, and leylines?
How many Alps can you move?
2.) Specifically a descendant to Agnes Nutter, you know. All those intervening generations just kind of happened to pass on the office of professional descendant. I'm also an occultist (because witch is no longer the popular term).