I don't really trust a sane person. -Lyle Alzado

About Alta:

I have an inordinate love of indie music, travelling, and dumb jokes. Email me at alta(at)theboard.byu.edu.

Recent answered questions:

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If you match with the same person on Tinder, Mutual, and Bumble do you have to ... — 7 votes
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Once upon a time (2 years ago during my first year as a teacher) I had ... — 7 votes
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How much time before they speak do speakers at General Conference have to have their talks ... — 4 votes
What is the general breakout of majors within the writer-ship of the Board? Which one has ... — 7 votes
Dear Illustrious 100 Hour Board, Who was the first LDS female scientist? Or some of the ... — 7 votes
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I've been out of school and working for about 3 years. My company is hiring a ... — 8 votes
Any tips for organizing your life? Or improving time management? -overwhelmed in provo — 5 votes
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Recommended footwear for sister missionaries? Thanks, 32nd elephant in the parade — 3 votes
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ON campus where is Vending Machine Nirvana? Use whatever criteria make it so for you -shave ... — 3 votes
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Can women wear really formal dress slacks to do baptisms at the temple? Like to walk ... — 5 votes