Dear 100 Hour Board,
My friends and I enjoy watching movies in our dorm room, and have developed a practice of holding aloft a lit cigarette lighter whenever the lead female looks particularly appealing. Aside from our obvious shallowness, is this against any other rules?
- Pyro Womanizer
Yeah there is, unfortunately. Open flames aren't allowed in all dorms and most buildings. C'mon, just yell "hubba hubba" or something like the rest of us.
Did you know that if you trip the sprinkler system, it wont stop until the reserve tank is empty? That is a lot of water that can end up in your room.