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Question #966 posted on 10/15/2003 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Is there any truth to the idea that girls with southern accents are hot? How about just Southern girls in general?
- Grits

A: Dear Grits,
It is very true that some guys find girls with southern accents absolutely irresistible. A friend of mine once indicated that a girl with a southern accent practically emanated "hotness". However, not all guys find southern accents attractive. I come from the North, and a lot of people from the south sound stupid to me. Like people in Wal-Mart commercials. They just sound like they have a low intelligence level. Girls from the South in general can be hot, but there is no Universal South of the Mason-Dixon Line Hotness Theorem that guarantees southern hotness. But if you're lucky like me, you can get a hot girl from the South who doesn't even have an accent. But not everyone can be that lucky.

-Benvolio