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Question #90463 posted on 10/07/2017 2:26 a.m.
Q:

Dear Mitty,

Wait, are those real things in your bio? Oh wait, is it just a reference? Who is you?

-not avoiding hmwk

A:

Dear Feel Your Pain,

Unfortunately those are not things that I myself have accomplished (talk about the beginning of a fantastic bucket list though). It is a reference to the movie The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, which is a fantastic film with a great message. I highly recommend it to everyone. 

I am a poor college student who is living out the dream. I'm married to the most beautiful woman in the world, have an awesome cat, and I can walk from the JKB to the CTB in less than 5 minutes. I'm easily distracted, not a fan of homework, and love my sports teams, the Utah Jazz and Denver Broncos. I'm also super excited to be a part of the Board!

-Mitty, who is also avoiding huge massive wookie killers at the moment.