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Question #90430 posted on 10/02/2017 6:08 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Your new empire??

-Old Ben

A:

Dear Obi-Wan

I'm sorry, the old Anakin can't some to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause he's dead!

- Darth Vader

A:

Dear Uncle Ben,

What? No, I wasn't making any sort of new, castorian utopia! No idea what you're talking about!

*Nervously shifts large-scale blueprints out of sight*

-Frère Rubik

A:

Dear Benjamiah,

New? Haha, oh no... No, perhaps newly unveiled, but this empire certainly isn't new. We have already infiltrated the highest levels of your supposedly powerful government. Just because you're only now realizing the depths of your plight certainly doesn't mean the inception of that plight has been recent.

~Anathema