Dear 100 Hour Board,
Can you survive a staring contest with Chuck Norris for 10 hours?
-Texas Walker Ranger
Dear blast from the past,
I thought I would humor you and I blinked after 2 minutes and 10 seconds of awkward music. Even when I poked him in the eyes, he wouldn't blink. He truly is the staring contest champion.
-Sunday Night Banter
Unfortunately, I have other obligations.