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Question #90291 posted on 08/26/2017 2:56 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board

Please to inform me of the eclipse at next earliest time of occurrence at your convenience

Pad dat

A:

Dear Patty,

Uh, I think I might be the worst person to inform you...

~Anathema

A:

Dear Pat,

The next total solar eclipse is July 2, 2019 and will be visible mostly in South America. If you don't want to travel out of the States, you may need to wait until 2024.

-Van Goff