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Question #90186 posted on 08/03/2017 9:50 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Men,

This guy starts putting the moves on your girl. What do you do?

-[Weird tongue noise]

A:

Dear Tongue Noise,

I'm not a man, but I asked my husband what he would do and he said, "Start laughing and encourage him," so I guess that tells you how he feels about our marriage.

-Alta

P.S. He followed it up with, "Because who would be attracted to that?", so it's not like he's actually trying to destroy our marriage.

A:

Dear Aziraphale,

Speaking as the girl I can say what I would do: run. Preferably very fast and away from the guy that was doing that.

~Anathema 

A:

Dear Anathema,

So what you're saying is I need to find another way to flirt with people.

-Van Goff suddenly realizes why he's single

A:

Dear Better Than the Ol' Mac & Cheese,

In all honesty: I would probably start doing it back at him.

SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT, HMM? HMMMMMMM???

It would probably end badly.

-Frère Rubik