Dear 100 Hour Men,
This guy starts putting the moves on your girl. What do you do?
-[Weird tongue noise]
Dear Tongue Noise,
I'm not a man, but I asked my husband what he would do and he said, "Start laughing and encourage him," so I guess that tells you how he feels about our marriage.
P.S. He followed it up with, "Because who would be attracted to that?", so it's not like he's actually trying to destroy our marriage.
Speaking as the girl I can say what I would do: run. Preferably very fast and away from the guy that was doing that.
So what you're saying is I need to find another way to flirt with people.
-Van Goff suddenly realizes why he's single
Dear Better Than the Ol' Mac & Cheese,
In all honesty: I would probably start doing it back at him.
SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT, HMM? HMMMMMMM???
It would probably end badly.