Dear 100 Hour Board,
You are one game away from winning the finals. It goes down to the last turn of this internationally acclaimed children's card game. It is you against some random loser who has the Slightly Negative Magician on the field.
If you win this game, you are able to win the prize money that will send your mom to the moon. It is her life long dream to be able to do this.
If you lose this game, you are still able to send your mom to the moon, but it will require you to take a loan for over 9000 dollars.
What is the card you draw?
I draw the Slightly Disgruntled Scottish Protector!