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Question #90042 posted on 07/09/2017 9:38 a.m.
Q:

You must choose, 100 Hour Board,

How shall she die:

Shark?

Or death by MONKEYS!

Choose!

--Dr. Pork Chop

A:

Dear Dr. Pork Chop,

I'm sorry, but we writers here at the 100 Hour Board are almost all not lawyers (I'm looking at you Anne, Certainly) and as such are unqualified to give legal advice.

Sorry!

Keep it real,
Sherpa Dave