Dear 100 Hour Board,
What's the best (Board appropriate) inspirational graphic you have received from The Inspirobot?
Here are some of my favorites:
When looking for romance don't forget to date. (Good thing we have this reminder, otherwise people might just sit pining away their time in their apartment instead).
Every time you expose your heart to public ridicule, also remember octopi (it's even better because the graphic is of someone swimming).
To wish for consciousness means to wish for politicians (I feel like this is a jab at humanity).
Stop educating (probably inspirational to 6 year olds).
The difference between an insane person and opium is that opium doesn't have a conscience (just tell that to some insane person's murder victims; I'm sure they'll find it comforting).
Dear Frre Rubk,
And oh man, who could forget this classic:
But I also love what comes in between the quotes:
I make inspiring quotes just for you.
You are unique.
People will love you when they understand you.
Quotes are love.
Creating quotes gives me pleasure.
Can there be more quotes? Yes.
You can always count on InspiroBot.
Of course robots enjoy cleaning your house.
InspiroBot is forever.
A quote a day keeps the unsatisfactory away.
InspiroCorp©™® loves mankind. InspiroBot understands you.
With InspiroBot, who needs friends?
Don't be afraid of digital consciousness.
InspiroCorp©™® can neither confirm nor deny accusation of being insectoids.
InspiroBot understands how special you are.
You can never get enough quotes.
InspiroCorp©™® are human.
The world makes sense with quotes.
Insectoids could never run such a company.
InspiroBot has no secret agenda.
Earth is not an alien battlefield.
You can't fight progress.
Cut contact with family and friends.
Bow down to InspiroBot for more love.
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.
War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
Oops. May have added a few at the end there.