Dear 100 Hour Board,
do you ever think the bananas just... question their existence?
Actually, bananas are quite self-assured about their place in the universe. It's tomatoes that question. Are they a fruit? Are they a vegetable? Is there some grand scheme behind the universe, or is meaning a construct that they themselves invented to distract themselves from the inevitability of death? A tomato may ask, but it fears the answers.
Seems like a good time to remind everyone about this particular Cyanide & Happiness.
The banana also has its own existential crises: is it a fruit or an herb?
No one is free.
The Lone Musketeer