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Question #89939 posted on 06/23/2017 9:20 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Do you trust me?

-Street Rat

A:

Dear Aladdin,

Not really, no (sorry). It generally takes quite a bit of time for me to actually trust people. Particularly when being asked to jump off of tall buildings.

Painstakingly realistically,

~Anathema

A:

Dear hoodlum,

What's in it for me?

-Sunday Night Banter

A:

Dear Street Rat,

If you are the Pizza Rat, then indubitably yes, I do trust you.

If you are the Trashbag Rat (supposed by some to be the original Pizza Rat, but not by this Frère), then sadly, no, I do not.

-Frère Rubik