Oh, there he goes off to his room to write that hit song "Alone in my principles."
Question #89792 posted on 05/30/2017 11:40 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What's the first thing you would do upon discovering yourself stranded on a deserted (not necessarily a desert island, but definitely not a dessert island) island?

-Swimming with the Fishes

A:

Dear Swimming,

1. Locate a source of fresh water.

2. Assess the availability of food sources.

3. Locate the highest altitude I can find.

4. Gather as much dry wood and kindling as possible at the high altitude.

5. Set up a short-term shelter with food and water.

6. Start signal fire and keep it burning for as long as possible.

7. Wait for rescue.

Love,

Luciana

A:

Dear ranger bob, 

  1. Build a fort to fend off polar bears.
  2. Inside the fort, build a dessert island.
  3. ?
  4. Profit.

Suerte,

--Ardilla Feroz, thinking about dessert in Delčevo, Macedonia

A:

Dear person,

Probably cry as I think about the inevitability of death. Then pray. Then probably build a fire and try to get some coconuts.

-Sheebs

A:

Dear Fishy,

Attempt to desert it.

~Anathema