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Question #89709 posted on 05/15/2017 11:26 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?

-Cone Head

A:

Dear Cornwall,

What's one walking carpet, more or less?

--Ardilla Feroz

A:

Dear Cone Head,

What about it?

I mean...it was unsuccessful? 

Although apparently despite the Wookie victory the planet was still taken over by the Empire a few weeks later

So...there you go, I guess.

-Frère Rubik

A:

Dear Comey (too soon?),

Not an answer, but you might like this song

-AS