Whenever he thought about it, he felt terrible. And so, at last, he came to a fateful decision. He decided not to think about it. ~John-Roger and Peter McWilliams
Question #89650 posted on 05/08/2017 2:26 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What are the specs of your preferred pen?

retractable | capped
rollerball water-based | rollerball gelled ink | oil-based ballpoint
cone tip | needle tip
0.5 | 0.7 | 1.0
black | blue | other

-surveyor

A:

Dear Survey,

Retractable
Rollerball gelled ink
Gluten-free
Cone Tip
0.5
Nearsighted
Black

Keep it real,
Sherpa Dave

A:

Dear Aziraphale,

I refuse to write with anything other than a specially hollowed out feather from the ribbon-tailed astrapia, with a tip honed to be a perfect circle with a radius of exactly π (pi) nanometers, filled with black ink ever so slightly tinted blue collected from a vampire squid at midnight under a new moon.

~Anathema (who is probably rummaging around the depths of her backpack to pull out a half broken pen indistinguishable from its cousins residing in old kitchen drawers around the world)

A:

Dear person,

I like it when my pen has cute animals on it! Right now I have a fox pen and a whale pen. I also have a Big Dipper pen, which is cute in its own way.

-Sheebs