Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. -Mark Twain
Question #89622 posted on 05/04/2017 5:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

You wanna buy some death sticks?

-Elan Sleazebaggano

A:

Dear Elan,

Only if you buy one of my sundials.

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-Alta

A:

Dear Nale,

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-AS

A:

Dear person,

No one has successfully duplicated the Elder Wand, don't try to sell me this rubbish.

-Sheebs

A:

Dear you,

Sure! What's the worst that could happen?

-Sunday Night Banter