Our doubts are traitors, and makes us lose the good we might oft win, by fearing to attempt. ~William Shakespeare
Question #89546 posted on 04/29/2017 6:37 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What color is your toothbrush?

-Red

A:

Dear Crimson Scarlet,

Uh, purple? Maybe? 

~Anathema promises she really does brush her teeth regularly, and any lapses in memory are entirely due to her brain currently pushing out any non-necessary information cuz finals (also, I've already been up for over 9 hours today and it's not quite 1 pm)

A:

Dear Doctor, 

I promise, I know that mine is green and his is blue but sometimes I get mixed up.

-Tally M. 

A:

Dear Red,

Pink. It was either that or gray, so I figured I'd see if I could get my roommates to ask weird questions.

-The Entomophagist

A:

Dear Red

Blue.

-Humble Master

A:

Dear red,

White and blue.

-yayfulness

A:

Dear Redundant,

Purple Mountain's Majesty.

Keep it real,
Sherpa Dave

A:

Dear Red, 

Black and pink. 

-Ms.O'Malley

A:

Dear R,

Green with a picture of Yoda on it. 

-TEN

A:

Dear Red,

Here is a comprehensive list of our toothbrush colors.

1. Red
2. Mother of Pearl
3. Mauve
4. Aquamarine
5. Rosepetal Pink
6. Burnt Umber
7. Dolphin Gray
8. Lustrous Lemon
9. Tofu
10. School Bus Yellow
11. Orange
12. Seabreeze
13. Vermilion
14. Emerald
15. Melon Flesh
16. Dragon's Blood
17. Bleu de France
18. Maroon
19. Putty
20. Mango Tango
21. Yellow
22. Purple Mountain Majesty
23. Bottle Green
24. Spring Sunset
25. Eggshell White
26. Phantom Mist
27. Creamy Avocado
28. Felled Lumber
29. Oatmeal
30. Coca-Cola Red
31. Green
32. Interdimensional Blue
33. Butterscotch Tempest
34. Orange Soda
35. Mint Julep
36. Harmonious Blush
37. Luscious Lavender
38. Moulted Snake Skin
39. Almond
40. Imperial Purple
41. Blue
42. Golden Poppy
43. Brass
44. Gray Area
45. Battleship Gray
46. Appletini
47. Fuschia
48. Carousel Pink
49. Harvest Wheat
50. Black Death
51. Indigo
52. Flamingo's Dream
53. Pumpkin Spice
54. Boysenberry
55. Papaya Whip
56. Mermaid Harbor
57. Persian Plum
58. Fallow Fields
59. Buff
60. Red Plague
61. Violet
62. Sour Pineapple
63. Bisque
64. Sea Foam
65. Cornflower Blue
66. Licorice
67. Plump Peach
68. Cinnamon Sable
69. Saffron
70. Sorrowful Whisper
71. Unbleached Silk
72. Deep Champagne
73. Lawn Clipping Green
74. Old Mauve
75. Bittersweet Shimmer
76. Buttered Crumpets
77. Dappled Foliage
78. Seasoned Cast Iron Skillet
79. Tic-Tac-Toffee
80. Waterfall Mist
81. After Dinner Mint
82. Mulberry Bush
83. Crushed Sand
84. Ogre Green
85. Salted Popped Corn
86. Full Moon Yellow
87. Salty Tears of Your Enemies
88. Screaming Mimi Butter Creamy Yellow
89. Daffodil Fluff
90. Ming Dynasty Red
91. Spoiled Buttermilk
92. Subtle Mayonaise
93. Evergreen Forest
94. Minion Yellow
95. Black Coral
96. Hooker's Green (it's named after the botanical artist William Hooker, people! Stop looking for scandal where there isn't any)
97. Butternut Squash Soup
98. Practical Beige
99. Toasted Bagel Crust
100. Mandarin Orange

-100 Typing Monkeys

A:

Dear Red,

Green.

-Genuine Article 

A:

Dear Red,

Blue and white. But not the blue and white one with the blue bristles that are too hard and hurt my gums but I can't throw away in case I lose my good, soft-bristled blue and white one.

- Rating Pending (who, no joke, got that good soft-bristle toothbrush when a dentist threw it to my kid at a parade and they had zero interest in it)

A:

Dear red leader,

Blue, white, and gray.

-Cognoscente

A:

Dear Redd,

As white as my untanned skin.

-April Ludgate

A:

Dear Reddler,

Blue and white, but I seriously need a new one.

-Inverse Insomniac

A:

Dear dear deer,

Toothbrush-colored.

Suerte, 

--Ardilla Feroz

A:

Dear Red,

This is a little strange but my honest answer is exactly the same as Tally M.'s: I know mine is green and his is blue but I still get mixed up sometimes.

-Sky Bones (feeling just a bit weirded out right now)

A:

Dear anger,

You only need a toothbrush if you smile. 

-Tristeza

A:

Dear Red, 

Um, blue and white? I think? I always buy the same kind of toothbrush and it only comes in three colors, but I can't remember if I'm using the blue, gray or violet one right now. I do brush my teeth! 

-Anomalous

A:

Dear REaDer,

Orange and blue.

- Katya

A:

Dear,

My toothbrush gave up the ghost back in 2011. It's buried under its favorite tree in the backyard with a packet of floss and a travel-sized toothpaste to take it on to the next life (the Dental Bridge, you could say).

But the family toothbrush is green. Its name is Jerry, which is fine I guess.

-Yog in Neverland

A:

Dear you,

I don't remember. Please don't interpret that as an indication that I never brush my teeth.

Yours, &c.

Heidi Book

A:

Dear you,

My toothbrush? Mm, isn't it obvious? You are looking but not observing chartreuse.

Yours, however, is... red.

-SHERLOCK HOLMES STRIKES AGAIN HOW DOES HE DO IT

A:

Dear Red,

Are we slow dancing and you're trying to make small talk...? Cuz I'm taken.

Green and white.

--Maven

A:

Dear Desire,

What is this "toof-blush" you speak of?

-El-ahrairah

A:

Dear Red,

Black and blue.

-The Man with a Mustache

A:

Dear Esme,

I have two purple toothbrushes and one white one. Yes, I do in fact use all three on a regular basis. 

-Az

A:

Dear Red,

My toothbrush is blue. My guest toothbrush is green, white, and grey.

-Frère Rubik thinks the fact that he has a guest toothbrush is pretty classy

A:

Dear Red ~

White Sonicare with blue vertical stripes/grips. There is a tiny strip of color at the base of the toothbrush stem before the handle. Currently my strip is blue.

~ Dragon Lady

A:

Dear Red,

White and green. I switched it up from my normal white and purple. Living on the edge.

- The Black Sheep

A:

Dear Red, 

Is this one of those personality tests? Because I typically come out purple or red on those. 

Incidentally, my real toothbrush is also purple. 

-Petra 

A:

Dear Red,

Shiny.

-Niffler

A:

Dear Red,

White Sonicare with a gray ring at the bottom.

-Yellow

A:

Dear Red,

Top 5 Toothbrush Colors

5. The big bang
4. Sobriety
3. The smell of bacon
2. Alphabet
1. Provincialism

-Loki

A:

Dear Kvothe,

The color of my toothpaste. 

Sincerely,
The Soulful Ginger 

A:

Dear r,

Brushing my teeth takes too much effort.

-apathetic

A:

Dear red,

I think it's blue, white, and name-of-dentist-practice-where-I-got-it-free-colored.

~Professor Kirke

A:

Dear Rot,

Currently, mine is pink.  It is from a multi-pack I bought at Costco.  I think that blue is up next.

I sure hope this helps.  Please don't hate me.

- Brutus

A:

Dear Red,

See also Board Question #34318.

- The Librarian

A:

Dear riding hood,

Green. But I might get a new one because my husband accidentally used it and it's nearing the end of its lifespan anyway (the toothbrush, not the husband).

-Concealocanth

A:

Dear Red,

Magenta.

-Owlet

A:

Dear drap it, 

How much does a color really tell you about me or my toothbrush? It's what's on the inside that counts. And mine has batteries and other things on the inside so it's great.

I hope you can find a great one, too, someday.

Take care, 

-Auto Surf enjoys parodying herself. 

A:

Dearish,

Blood red, because I brush irregularly, angrily and too hard. Not sure about the handle part though.

- Furious George

A:

Dear Reader,

Ye fools. Toothbrushes have been replaced by something way better.

-Vienna from the future

A:

Dear Red,

As to the color, I'll give you a clue,
my brush is a beautiful hue.
But a poem must rhyme,
so it won't take much time,
to see that my toothbrush is blue.

 - The Earl of Limerick

A:

Dear red,

With my toothbrush so black,
I fight off the plaque.

-100 Hour Bard