"He's only mostly retired. See, there's a difference between being mostly retired and all retired."
Question #89372 posted on 04/20/2017 12:05 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What's the TL;DR version of whatever is happening to Bill O'Reily?

-My Name Here


Dear TL;DR,

O'Reilly, a known TV host,
has done things of which he won't boast.
And harassment's not cool,
so he'll say toodle-oo
to Fox News, his old show, and his post.
 - The Earl of Limerick