"He's only mostly retired. See, there's a difference between being mostly retired and all retired."
Question #89366 posted on 04/19/2017 9:08 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Do you think wrestlers are cute?

-Pin Stripe

A:

Dear ping,

As long as they're not wearing a wrestling uniform. If that's the case, then no thanks. 

-everyone, probably

A:

Dear Pin,

I think it's cute that my boyfriend keeps wanting to wrestle with me even though he was in the Marines and I'm basically a potato with arms. I've told him repeatedly that being stronger than me is cheating, but apparently he's okay with being a cheater.

Love,

Luciana