Dear 100 Hour Board,
So what's up with the new Beauty and the Beast movie? It's basically just a cover of the original! Should they have shaken it up a bit, maybe adding a plot twist...like, I dunno, maybe making Belle ugly instead, have the uncanny ability to track people by their scent, having the "Be our guest" song a makeover sequence, and having Gaston be an OK guy with glasses an gorgeously curly hair?
-Maurice, who does heel clicks
Personally, I'd rather see a dramatic re-telling of West Side Story using Marvel and DC superheroes, but I can't imagine you'd know anything about how that might go.
-Frère Rubik isn't especially good at expectorating
I disagree that it was a cover with no twists! What about that super scary part about Belle's mom? I thought that was a terrifying twist.