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Question #89295 posted on 04/07/2017 1:08 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

So what's up with the new Beauty and the Beast movie? It's basically just a cover of the original! Should they have shaken it up a bit, maybe adding a plot twist...like, I dunno, maybe making Belle ugly instead, have the uncanny ability to track people by their scent, having the "Be our guest" song a makeover sequence, and having Gaston be an OK guy with glasses an gorgeously curly hair?

-Maurice, who does heel clicks

A:

Dear Maurice,

Personally, I'd rather see a dramatic re-telling of West Side Story using Marvel and DC superheroes, but I can't imagine you'd know anything about how that might go.

-Frère Rubik isn't especially good at expectorating

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Dear person,

I disagree that it was a cover with no twists! What about that super scary part about Belle's mom? I thought that was a terrifying twist.

-Sheebs