Dear The Board,
Dear The Board,
Can you help me come up with 30 synonyms for the adjective "little," listed in order of size? For example, would you consider wee to be bigger or smaller than tiny?
Here is a completely objective and non-arbitrary list of synonyms for little with their relative sizes, starting with the most Lilliputian.
- Infinitesimal: the size of an individual element in the Cantor Set (fun fact: the Cantor Set has a length of 0, but is still uncountably infinite; it's also perfect).
- Microscopic: the size of a single cell.
- Imperceptible: the size of a dust mote.
- Negligible: Just one more bite of something delicious.
- Minuscule: the physical energy it takes to type out these words.
- Teensy weensy: the amount of relief I ever feel during a semester; oh I just somehow finished a difficult midterm in an hour since that's when the testing center closed? Time to get ready for the even harder midterm directly following it!
- Eensy weensy: the size of a spider baby
- Itsby bitsy: the size of two spider babies.
- Miniature: the size of the angels dancing on the head of a pin.
- Diminutive: the size of the Who Horton hears.
- Minute: the space between two stitches in a dress.
- Itty bitty: the inside of a jinni's lamp.
- Puny: the size of our ambitions when compared with the vastness of all of space and time.
- Teeny: the size of a baby's hand.
- Mini: the size of Mickey Mouse.
- Meager: the size of meals in communist China
- Scant: the size of meals in communist Russia.
- Compact: the size of micro-fiber towels.
- Tiny: the size of a newborn.
- Runty: the size of Piglet.
- Wee: the size of a two-year old child.
- Shrimpy: the size of the ten year old who looks like a six year old.
- Small: small children.
- Smallish: the same small children, but now demanding to be carried on your back.
- Slight: Size 2 jeans.
- Stunted: the size of sad trees that actually look like depressed shrubs creeping on the ground.
- Petite: the size of little black dresses.
- Pint-sized: Hobbit-sized.
- Undersized: Supermodels.
- Micro: the size of anything in the economy that's not macro.