Dear 100 Hour Board,
Why are you wasting you time on something as trivial as homework when I have very very important Board questions waiting to be answered?!
I know, it's like we want to be successful students or something. Ugh. Clearly we need to realign our priorities.
You're totally right, why should I try to not get kicked out of a program that will let me have the career of my dreams when I could be catering to the whims of random internet strangers full-time?
My life was meaningless until this moment.
Far be it from me to postpone the urgent need of satisfying random curiosity by the frivolous pursuit of education and a successful future. No, in truth every delay to questions posting on time is due to fending off a sudden attack from tunnel worms or other such monsters.
You seem to be experiencing a higher-than-average number of tunnel worm attacks. Have you been hanging around freshmen or something?
Verily, this is the monster I have been locked in battle with, which hangs on with a grip like death regardless of the concentration of freshman.
(For readers who click on the link to blog, this is just a disclaimer that one of the comments at the end contains a mild swear.)
What are we talking about again? Sorry, I lost focus because I have so much homework to do.
-Sunday Night Banter
I'll have you know I have no intentions of doing my homework, ok.
Keep it real,