"Meetings don't have to be endless to be eternal." -Pres. James E. Faust
Question #89 posted on 09/03/2003 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Why doesn't Thursday talk it's way into coming after Friday?
-U.P.S.D #83

A: Dear U.P.S.D. #83,
Because it can't talk.
- Rufus