"The 13th article of faith: a recipe for dating success. The ladies seek after these things *kisses biceps *" -Foreman
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

So, there's this girl I really like. We used to go to the same school. But she never really reciprocated the feelings I had for her, and ended up marrying some jerk face (I won't say his name, but his initials are "James Potter").

Well, what can I say? I'm deeply in love with a married woman. What should I do?

-The Half-Blood Prince

A:

Dear Half of A Blood Prince,

Maintain a respectable difference, but keep tabs on her and her family. Become incredibly depressed when she and her husband perish in a terrible fire that destroys their home. Dedicate your life to telling the story of her three children, who bounce from guardian to guardian in what could only be described as a series of unfortunate--

Ah, wait a moment. I think I have the wrong story here.

-Frère Rubik hasn't forgotten you, oh asker of Board Question #88836. It's just that he's only seen up to the first half of The Wide Window and has been combating a mountain of physics homework that prevents him from watching more.

P.S. This guy's initials are J.A.M.E.S.P.O.T.T.E.R.? What is he, a secret organization?

A:

Dear Severus, 

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, but advises him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
 
-M.M.
A:

Dear you,

Learn from the things you admired about her, and get over her.

~Anne, Certainly