"We are a collective geezer." Uffish, to Katya
Question #88071 posted on 09/26/2016 5 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Why are the rocks happy? Why is one of them angry? Why is there such a taboo in the rock culture for eating leaves?

-Dallin

A:

Dear Dallin,

I think it's more about the other rocks being jealous that it got the first one.

And that one that looks angry? It just resents being judged on the other side of the world.

-The Entomophagist