Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. -Sun Tzu
Question #837 posted on 09/22/2003 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
How do you explain to someone why BYU requires a clean shave and a short haircut?
- Spiderman and Officer Dan

A: Dear Spiderman and Officer Dan,
Give them a copy of the Honor Code and tell them all students signed it. They may not understand the reasoning behind the Honor Code, but at least then you can use the "because they said so" defense. That's the way I convince myself to shave every morning.
- Misaneroth