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Question #79581 posted on 10/21/2014 1:08 a.m.
Q:

Dear QED and FAIL,

Cats or dogs?

-Tim on a Kruse

A:

Dear Kruse Missile,

I'll let two of the Board's resident animal experts duke this one out for you. Gentlemen, cats or dogs?

Jim Halpert: False. Black bear[s].

Dwight Schrute: Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.

Jim Halpert: Fact, bears eat beets. Bears, beets, "Battlestar Galactica."

—The Office, Product Recall (2007), as quoted on IMDB

There you have it. Enjoy the rest of your cruise, Tim!

--Ardilla Feroz 

A:

Dear Tim,

Less work is better.

Cats take care of themselves.

Therefore, cats are better.

QED

A:

Dear Tim,

They aren't called, "Man's best friend" for nothing.  Just so long as it's not a little rat dog that can't do anything but quiver and nip at ankles....

Animal breeding FAIL