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Question #787 posted on 09/25/2003 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,
How many of this year's incoming freshman received some form of scholarship offered through the school?
- Everyone but me

A: Dear Everyone,
They wouldn't give me specific statistics about just incoming freshmen as opposed to freshmen, but they did tell me that 1/3 of freshmen are on some form of scholarship offered through the school. Now, of course, that statistic is full of hypothetical error on so many levels that it's unbelievable, and technically it doesn't give you nor I any more specific information about scholarship distribution. But it does answer your question! So, hooray! Hooray for scholarships to other people and you being part of that wonderful 2/3 that goes without.
- PEZkopf