"I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead." - Samuel Goldwyn
Question #77992 posted on 06/17/2014 12:42 p.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

But can you teach a new dog old tricks?

-That's MISTER Snoopy to you!


Dear sir,

Yes. I don't have the time, money, inclination, or living space to get a puppy and teach it to sit, though, so you'll just have to take my word for it.