Some folks are wise and some are otherwise. -Tobias Smollett
Question #708 posted on 09/29/2003 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
So, I know that you get a lot of duck questions, but here's one more. There seem to be more ducks in the canal than ever before. Are they being imported or are they propagating?
- Duckboy

A: Dear Duckboy,
The ducks like to be together. They're friends. Friends of a feather flock together. And besides, a lot of them just had children (the little baby ducks were so cute! And then they got bigger and what happened...) I tried to get a duck to talk to me for an interview but he was more interested in sleeping. As the weather gets colder you will see the ducks wandering around together for moral support.
- The duckmeister