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Question #707 posted on 09/29/2003 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
I know you guys aren't keen on revealing your true identities, but I know a person who is on this board. She wouldn't tell me what her screen name was, but I haven't talked to her in about 5 months and she quit teaching to go back to school. She was my 10th grade English teacher and she was a really cool person. Is there any way I could get a hold of said person? After all, she is the one who first told me about the board.
- Wonder Boy

A: Dear Wonder Boy,
We can possibly give you her email address if you'll give us yours, in addition to your social security number, address, phone number, place of business, parents' names, alien status, and a $5 deposit. Right.
- The Main Writer