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Question #696 posted on 09/30/2003 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
How much do I have to pay for a 7-caret diamond ring ... and where do I find one? Provo's discount jewelers just don't cut it for us.
- Trying to keep my woman happy.

A: Dear Trying to go broke,
A lot. Like $83,000. But it depends on the cut. And that's just a loose diamond as well. I hope she's worth it. There are a lot of ring stores in the provo area; I'm sure one of them could find you one, but you can also look online at diamond.com or bluenile.com.
- The Proposal