Dear 100 Hour Board,
I can't help but notice that in the recent Divine Comedy shows, Matt & Mallory have been paired together quite often...and the flirting they do seems to come so naturally...is there anything going on there?
Wouldn't it be cool if two DC members got married or something?!
Dear DC Fan,
For your question I decided to go directly to the source - the tabloids!
In an exclusive interview with People, Mallory Everton admitted that while she and Matt Meese are not currently a couple, they in fact used to date (which perhaps lends some credibility to their onstage flirtations). Despite their past break-up, they've remained good friends and continue to collaborate on material for Divine Comedy, as well as other creative projects*. Everton denies the rumors that she threatened to commit suicide upon hearing of Meese's secret love child with longtime co-star Whitney Call, and declined to comment when asked about the slap fight rumored to have taken place on the set of DC's recent music video, "Firebolt."
*Everything after this asterisk is a lie.