Dear 100 Hour Board,
I've seen several questions that refer to a death squad that appears to be formed by the writers for the board. it also seems to be a dating service, this seems like a contradiction, is it a death squad or a dating service? whichever it is, how can i join? both sound like fun
-ultimate death dater
Dear Death Dater~
Both dating and death squads are uber-fun, it's true. However, I don't know if you had the opportunity to look at the Death Squad Dating Application (I don't remember what I called it) but it opens up with the phrase: DATING APPLICATIONS ARE STUPID. It then proceeds to explain the application process to the Death Squad.
If I remember correctly, the application involved ingesting poison and assaulting someone famous, just to give you an idea.
Anyway, I'm retired now, so I've gone from the Death Squad's chief executive to being its prime target. I'm not sure about the current hierarchy or administration it has now, if any.
Either way, you are obviously a person of classiness and culture. Good luck with your dating and killing adventures.
Laying Lowingly Yours,