If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic. -Jack Handey
Question #62 posted on 09/05/2003 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
How do you solve a Rubik's cube?!?!?
- A poor soul that hasn't eaten, slept, or bathed in three days

A: Dear Poor, Sleep-Deprived Soul,
You've probably started picturing Rubik's cube moves in your head, now, haven't you? Don't deny it. Every time you stop thinking, your brain automatically starts shifting the cube a quarter to the left, then a quarter down, then--dang it! Not that one stupid green square in the corner again! Well, my friend, since you seem to have lost the instruction manual that came with the cube, try this url: http://jjorg.chem.unc.edu/personal/monroe/cube/rubik.html

It's kind of hard to learn stuff like that without personal instruction. If you still can't get it, send us your email address, and I have a couple of friends who *might*, if they're feeling generous, be able to teach you how to solve the cursed devil cube.
- Ambrosia