Oh, there he goes off to his room to write that hit song "Alone in my principles."
Question #5289 posted on 04/26/2004 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Why is "soon enough" never soon enough?

- Now Please

A: Dear Impatient-

After waiting 100 hours for this response, maybe you'll feel that way even more. There are two reasons:

First, people, including you and me, are impatient.

Second, people, including me and likely you as well, use phrases like that to try to get impatient people off our backs for a couple days.

-The Franchise
A: Dear Now, Please,

Because it really means "Gee, I'm really sorry, but you can't have what you want right now. No, no dating, no chocolate, no PSII. Too bad for you."

--Em Khndzoruh