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Question #4861 posted on 04/09/2004 12:01 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Jesus had a beard. Brigham Young has a beard. Lorenzo Snow had a beard. Why can't I have a beard without being chastised?

-Baby Face

A: Dear Baby Face,

Because you signed a contract saying you would not have a beard. Get over it.

- Irreverent

P.S. I think what you're after is this: BYU wants its students to look like respectable, upstanding citizens of the community. Due to social perception, it's easier to do this when you are clean shaven. Well, that's my take on it, anyway.
A: Dear Baby Face,

It's because the hippies all had beards.

-cubic nerd
A: Dear Baby Face:

Top five reasons not to have a beard

#5
Fidel Castro

#4
David Koresh

#3
Brian David Mitchell

#2
Ted Kaczynski

#1
Osama bin Laden



-- Misaneroth