"Kissing versus bacon? Honestly, I don't know which I'd choose." - Optimistic.
Question #4754 posted on 04/05/2004 12:01 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Would it be wrong to smack someone really hard upside the head if I took a poll first and discovered that everyone in the general area absolutly hated this particular person's guts?
- Lady Godiva

A: Dear Lady Godiva,

Yup. But it might make you popular. You could run for president or something.

As a sidenote, if *everyone* hates this persons guts, how do you suppose the person feels about him- or herself? Isn't it bad enough that everyone hates him? Do you really think he needs to be smacked, on top of all that?

--Ambrosia
A: Dear Lady Godiva,

No, I do it to my roommate all the time!

- Irreverent