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Question #36956 posted on 06/18/2007 3:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Does BYU allow Sea Monkeys in on-campus housing?
- Limerick

A: Dear Limerick,

Let's see what we can find out.

To find out if brine shrimp are allowed in on-campus housing I checked out the terms and conditions of on-campus housing. Here is what their animal policy says:
A pet is an animal kept for ordinary use and companionship. A pet is not considered a service animal or a therapy/emotional support animal, and therefore, it is not covered by this policy. Pets are not permitted on university property.
So they are not even permitted on university property. That's a new one on me.

That'll be 2 pounds of chocolate-coated pretzels.

-The Investigator