Whenever he thought about it, he felt terrible. And so, at last, he came to a fateful decision. He decided not to think about it. ~John-Roger and Peter McWilliams
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

•A new aquaintance of mine said that the church pays the mafia in sicily to protect the missionaries. Is this fact of fiction?

NKOTB

A: Dear NKOTB,

Yes, the church is all about getting involved in a secret combination with organized crime units who support things like drug trafficking, kidnappings and assasinations. Haven't you ever read the Book of Mormon??

- Mighty Quinn