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Question #3122 posted on 02/11/2004 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Since the short girls go for the medium or tall guys, the medium girls go for the tall guys, and the tall girls go for the tall guys, who is there left for us short guys to pursue?

- Discriminated against by all girls because of my height

A: Dear Poor You,

Really Short Girls.

-CGNU, who once dated a girl who is 4'11".