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Question #3121 posted on 02/11/2004 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Is it just me or are Southern accents hot?

- Turned on by Southern girls

A: Dear Turned On,

OH YES, they are hot. Oh, yes. On a hotness level of 1 to 10 (10 being hottest), they'd have to be at least 9, and that's only because I'm leaving room for improvement.

- I gotta find me a southern girl
A: Dear Turned On,

It's just you. I'm sorry, but when I hear a southern accent (especially a strong one) I feel like I have to deduct about 70 points off their IQ. I know it's wrong and judgemental and all that. Call me a victim of the media.

I prefer Aussie or South African. WOW.

- Mighty Quinn
A: Dear TOBSG,

I like it when they sound like Forest Gump.

- Brown Bag Head