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Question #2872 posted on 02/03/2004 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
If a girl asks you a question which implies her taking you up on an offer you cryptically put forth to date her, what would be the appropriate and most suave response?
- Social Retard

A: Dear Has Social Issues,

Oh, for crying out loud. Just ask her out. Or if she has asked you out, say "yes." It's that easy. Or if you want to sound suave, try something like "Yes, I'd love to. That sounds delightful." (Or "great," if you want to sound like less of a pansy.)

--Grock, who realizes how hard it can be to ask someone out because he does it all the time