Whenever he thought about it, he felt terrible. And so, at last, he came to a fateful decision. He decided not to think about it. ~John-Roger and Peter McWilliams
Question #2717 posted on 01/29/2004 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Is it true that one of the General Authorities said that we shouldn't watch the Simpsons?
- One who watched the Simpsons and liked it

A: Dear Fellow Addict,
I sure hope not. 'Cause if they did I'm quitting the church. Eat, drink, and watch the Simpsons, for tomorrow we die....
A: Dear One,

Yep. It was in the same talk when he revealed the Ten Tribes are located under the North Pole and the exact time of the Second Coming...

- Mighty Quinn