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Question #27092 posted on 11/23/2002 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Why are all the statues wrapped on campus?
--dumb freshman

A: Dear Frosh,
The statues are wrapped to protect them from vandalism (usually in the form of red paint) prior to the BYU-Utah football game.
--Bob the Tomato