You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -Steven Wright
Question #267 posted on 07/28/2003 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
I think I may have chosen the longest major offered at BYU (Earth/Space Education). What really is the longest major? Is Family History really the shortest Bachelor's degree?
-Stimpy

A: Dear Stimpy,
I am sorry to inform you that your Earth/space education major is not the longest major at BYU. If you WANT to be in the longest major at BYU, switch to elementary music specialist. It's a 5 year program that requires 123.5 credits. Ouch. The shortest major is anthropology... only 33 credit hours.

Who knows? Maybe someday hairballs will be worth as much as gold, and you can cash in on that.
- Ren