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Question #26513 posted on 02/27/2003 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
I am here to settle a dispute with a friend of mine. You see there is a sign up in the Morris Center that reads "Someone [heart]'s a boy named Keith." I say that it's about me, but my friend contests that it is about someone else. So, how many freshmen at BYU have the first name "Keith" and of that number how many live in Deseret Towers? Thanks.
--Keith

A: Dear Keith,
The number of freshman named Keith attending BYU is ever changing. But as for freshman who live in DT, there are only two with the name of Keith. You're in luck, there's a good chance the sign is talking about you. It's a fifty-fifty. FYI- Middle names were not checked.
- Colin