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Question #2645 posted on 01/26/2004 12:01 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
I am a huge fan of the men's volleyball team. How would one go about meeting a player? What about a date, is that too much to ask? And by the way, whoever was disapproving of the recent advirtising techniques used by both volleyball teams, I thought they were great. The ads are not out in order to make some kind of statement. They are made to amuse. So be amused. Gosh, I was amused, those guys are freakin hot. So, about that date...?
-Quiero encontrar un atletico guapo

A: spanish wuss,

then why in the name of walter matthau are you asking us? go find a volleyball player and ask him out! somehow i doubt any mens' volleyball players read the board regularly, so it's probably not going to happen here.

bittermale